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Joke of the Day
"What's the German guy say when you kick him in teh crotch? Oof, weinerpain!"
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"I have six words for you."
"What did the egg say to the boiling water? Sorry I can't get hard right now. I just got laid."
"What's the pirate movie rated? PG-13!"
"When people say they hate getting stuck in revolving doors: I tell them, ""you'll come around eventually!"""
"Dr: We need you to come back for additional blood work... Me: Why, is something wrong?! Dr: Yes. Your blood sample was mostly champagne..."
"""It's all about being confident in the way your butthole looks."" - cats."
"Are you bad wifi? Because I see there is no connection here."
"Confucius say... man who jump off cliff, jump to conclusion."
"I'm doing asbestos I can.. dealing with mesothelioma."