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Joke of the Day
"What does Miley Cyrus eat for Thanksgiving? Twerky I'll show myself out."
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"Holy shit there's a spider under my keyboard I think it's under control"
"Why are there windows on the back of French tanks? So they can watch the battle"
"How do you know you're talking to a sales guy? He says ""I'm not a sales guy""."
"What do you call a dog that does magic? A labracadabrador"
"What do you call an all female traveling band Mobile broadband"
"Why is it better to be fat than skinny? Because the pros LITERALLY outweigh the cons!"
"Why is Santa's sack so big? He only comes once a year!"
"My girlfriend is a midget and I'm nuts over her"
"New users will never know about the old Twitter. I'll tell them stories of it, and how I walked uphill both ways. In the snow."