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Joke of the Day

"They're dying the Chicago River blue in honor of the Cubs win... It's the first time it will be blue since the French got there."

"Facebook is telling me to ""reconnect"" with my brother...hmmm, I see him everyday"

"What happens to a necrophiliac after death? Reserection"

"What do you call some who's too pooped to Pope? Ex-Benedict"

"What's the difference between a gay guy and a politician? (NSFW) One will screw you in the asshole The other is an asshole screwing you"

"I was bit by a radio active spider so now I wear a rubber suit, swing around like a monkey and use karate, you know, like a spider."

"I was screwing this African woman last night, she kept yelling the N word It was really hard to concentrate with her screaming no the entire time"

"How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Apparently more than 40, because my basement's still dark"

"What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef :-D"

"A latin joke Titus: Markus, legistis pleiades? Markus: pleiades quest Titus: pleiades testes in ore tuo."