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Joke of the Day

"It's really crazy that you don't hear a round of applause every time you order a salad."

"CATCHING A SQUIRREL Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Climb up a tree and act like a nut."

"Why did the tree install solar panels? It wanted to be a power plant."

"While my husband is gone I was cleaning...the Nutella jar. He will be impressed at how I gained 10lbs in 4hrs."

"Sure fire way to really annoy a woman tell her she is being too dramatic and overreacting."

"Are you a monosaccharide? 'Cause sugar, you're basic."

"My girlfriend lives on the east coast of Virginia. She's my Chesapeake Bae."

"The Brexit situation Britain: Down with the EU! *Next Day* Britain: I meant I'm down with the EU."

"What do Aussies call mates? Cunts. ""Sup cunt""."

"I'd completely forgotten I had a boomerang It just came back to me."