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Joke of the Day

"Are you a monosaccharide? 'Cause sugar, you're basic."

"I never got in trouble when I was young. Guess I'm making up for that now."

"What can a goose do that a duck can't do and a lawyer should do? Stick his bill up his ass."

"Why type of nut do Wallflowers like? Walnuts"

"What do you say when you see your television floating in the night? Drop it, nigga! What do you say when you see your refrigerator floating in the night? Nothing. That's a big-ass nigga."

"Did you hear about the party thief? I mean I've seen some crazy people at parties, but this guy definitely takes the cake."

"Why does Superman have to wait until tomorrow to fight gang violence in LA? He can't face the Crips tonight."

"technology My Grandpa said ""Your generation relies to much on technology."" I said ""No, your generation relies to much on technology."" Then I unplugged his life support."

"Sorry I declined your Facebook friend request, but I can't have those sideburns popping up in my news feed unannounced."

"Q: Why do ducks look so sad? A: Because when they preen their feathers, they look down in the mouth."