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Joke of the Day

"Are you a monosaccharide? 'Cause sugar, you're basic."

"Boy: You've got a face like a million dollars. Girl: Have I really? Boy: Yes ? it's green and wrinkly."

"What do you call a German outkast? Hey, ja!"

"I couldn't figure out how to use a seatbelt But then it clicked."

"What idiot named it a mugshot instead of a cellfie?"

"Why did the young soldier go off searching for a wounded prostitute? A cowboy told him there was a hoedown."

"Why'd the semen cross the road? I wore the wrong pair of socks."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Chin and Tony ! Chin and Tony who ? Chin and Tonyk !"

"Bill Clinton is not a rapist. He just likes to ""feel your pain""."

"What do you call a blunt spear? Piontless!"