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Joke of the Day
"I heard the next Steve Jobs movie will be on IMAX. It's the same movie, just on a bigger screen."
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"Why are chickens never virgins? A: Because when they're born they get laid."
"I used to have some jokes concerning noble gasses... but they're argon."
"What's brown and rhymes with snoop...? Dr Dre"
"What do you get when you put 20 Meth Heads in 1 room? A full set of teeth"
"What is Facebook? Its a Place where Boy posts a JOKE and Gets no Response & If a Girl Posts the same JOKE , She gets Hundreds of likes , comments and Friend Requests and Lots of PM's ."
"So a blind man walks into a bar... And a table And a chair."
"[normal life] ive worn the same shirt everyday for a week [packing for vacation] hmmm. i'll prob change a few times a day so thats...32 shirts"
"Why was the tallest man in the world troubled? Because he had no one to look up to."
"Not a Latvian joke Lost job and no money for buy potato. Also is cold. Regret immigrate to Detroit."