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Joke of the Day
"Oral makes my day, but anal makes my hole weak!"
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"I did it Reddit! I finally did it! I finally made it to the front page!"
"Bee: I got a stinger bro! Dung beetle: Nice! [enters gods office] Sorry I'm late. Whats my special power? God: [clearly annoyed] Eating shit"
"My doctor said diarrhea is hereditary. I guess it runs in your genes"
"What's the difference between Pink Floyd and Donald Trump Pink Floyd actually finished The Wall."
"For yoga people He who noticed it lotused it"
"What does British toilet paper and John Wayne have in common? It's rough, and tough, and doesn't take any crap."
"[Spelling Bee] Your word is palindrome ""Can you use it in a sentence?"" Go hang a salami I'm a lasagna hog."
"What happens when Peter Pan tries to throws punches? They Neverland."