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Joke of the Day
"What's brown and rhymes with snoop...? Dr Dre"
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"What's the Ethiopian national dish? Empty."
"Never eat ice cream while chatting online. Sister: why are you typing so slowly Me: well my other hands busy. She hasnt replied yet."
"I don't think we should be to worried if Trump gets elected Politicians never keep their word"
"What did the mute say to the priest? Nothing"
"""In just 4 years, you can get a 4 year degree!"" Yes, ""university"" commercial--that math checks out."
"Why is the sea salty? Because the land never waves back"
"What kind of dog can tell time? A clockshund!"
"""No, YOU'VE had too much to drink!"" ~Me, to this bar stool"
"[prison riot] me: here comes the tickle monster!! [gets stabbed 100 times]"