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Joke of the Day
"It's so cold outside that the hookers downtown are charging 20 to blow your hands"
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"Miley Cyrus down at the post office lickin all the stamps. Mail lady says they're not even that kind of stamp anymore but Miley doesn't stop"
"Me: Have a taste of your own medicine *I force the pills the Dr. prescribed for me down his throat* Me: WHO HAS ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION NOW?!"
"On my way home from work today I was listening to Placebo.. I thought I was listening to something else, but obviously I was the control group."
"""What's that?"" I call it a 'knife' ""Wow, that's the best thing since bread!"" Gregory, I am about to blow your mind"
"AMA REQUEST: Kurt Cobain oh... oh yeah thats right."
"Why do Americans spell colour as color? Because fuck U, that's why."
"C'mon, dude. Man up and ask her if she likes me."
"Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She is a woman."
"Why did the crowd riot at the Nickelback concert? Because they didn't get their nickel back."