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Joke of the Day

"Dear Cereal Makers, Exactly how tall do you think kitchen cabinets shelves are?"

"I signed up for Binary 101... but it turned out to be a level 5 course. Corny, but I'm still proud of myself."

"Every thousand years the long rain comes... And with it come the wet walkers..."

"What did the floor say to the desk? I can see your drawers!"

"What does Elvis say when he gets an infection that standard antibiotics can't treat? MRSA!"

"ANOTHER CHICKEN, ANOTHER ROAD Q: Why did the stoner cross the road? A: Who else would follow a chicken?"

"Q: Why do drummers always have trouble entering a room ? A: They never know when to come in."

"A man walks into a bar A paraplegic rolls."

"Do you ever get that creepy deja vu feeling? [credit](http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/2tc8bn/how_do_you_subtly_fuck_with_people/cny3ig0)"

"I'm not racist. I hate all races equally. Especially the 100 meter dash. All short and Olympickish."