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Joke of the Day
"Dear Cereal Makers, Exactly how tall do you think kitchen cabinets shelves are?"
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"How does gravity greet itself? It just waves"
"Famous Last Words List your favorite ones. The one I liked the most when I was growing up: Tarzan: ""Who greased the vine?"""
"How can you shorten a bed? Don't sleep long in it."
"News report: Al-Qaida training monkeys to use AK-47s in battle. Not only is that scary, it's pretty much the coolest thing I've ever heard."
"I hope DC residents have good flood insurance Because that swamp turned into a damn lake real fast."
"Does the baby have access to my ribs? It feels like they're bars and she's an old timey prisoner with a tin mug"
"A prostitute said she would do anything for 10 dollars. Look who just got his car washed. THIS GUY!"
"What did terrorists used to call Fidel Castro? Infidel Castro"
"If you're getting annoyed, you might throw up your hands out of frustration. If you're a cannibal, you might throw up someone else's hands out of your stomach."