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Joke of the Day
"What do pancakes and kids have in common? The first one usually gets screwed up."
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"Why did the Soviets pull their missiles out? Because they feared a premature ejectulation"
"Just found out my alcoholic uncle is into necrophilia Gives a whole new meaning to 'cracking open a cold one.'"
"When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 a minute"
"Letting Jesus in What do you call a man who let Jesus come inside of him? Gullible."
"What is the president's favorite vegetable? BARACK-oli. Courtesy of my friend Abraham."
"What's the difference between a garbanzo and a chickpea? I've never paid 50 bucks to have a garbanzo on my face."
"An Irishman and his bean soup Why did the Irishman only want 239 beans in his soup? Because one more would be too farty."
"What do you get when you cross an insomniac with an agnostic and a dyslexic? A person who stays up at night, wondering if there's a dog."
"How do you tell a chemist no? Nitrogen Monoxide"