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Joke of the Day

"What do pancakes and kids have in common? The first one usually gets screwed up."

"Someone hash-tagged ""share the love,"" and I read it as ""shave the love."" I thought, yeah, I can get on board with that."

"What does a clock do when it's hungry? It goes back four seconds!"

"What do you call a belt with a watch on it? A waist of time *door closes on way out*"

"What did Thor say to the weaver fixing his cape? What are your Hemsworth?"

"A guys asks his grandpa how come he still calls his wife ""darling"" after being married for over 60 years. the grandpa says : shush it, I forgot her name 30 years ago."

"I hate political jokes And it disgusts me that two are running for president."

"My normally calm bull got angry today. It certainly was a red flag."

"Bill: I hope Hillary will have better interns in the Oval Office than I did. All of mine sucked."

"Why do mexicans keep getting stuck in the doorway? Because they have to pass through in doors."