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Joke of the Day
"What is the president's favorite vegetable? BARACK-oli. Courtesy of my friend Abraham."
Next Joke
"I told my parents I wanted a panda for christmas. all I got was a white x6"
"""Can I maim myself with it?"" - my toddler's mental checklist before deciding to play with something"
"a pizza is basicaly a real-time pie chart of how much pizza i am going to eat"
"Did you know that space has tons of alcohol floating around in it? It's Stellar Artois"
"I wish my penis was smaller. Then I could finally disprove the Planck length."
"Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because if they live by the bay, they would be bagels!"
"I'm not a racist because racism is a crime And crime is for black people"
"14 sent a text asking me to pick her up from school and added ""not in your pajamas"" so I'm wearing hers because good moms listen"
"What do you call a dog magician?"