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Joke of the Day

"A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar... ...and they have a good time because because they're not fucking assholes."

"I went camping in the snow. As the snow melted, water leaked in. It was the winter of my discount tent."

"This guy came up to me and said he needed a glass of water but his pants were on fire so, he probably was lying about needing it."

"Anyone who thinks Jesus wasn't a white man has never been to communion The body of Christ is a cracker."

"What do you call a racist Chinese person A ricist"

"TIFU by not reading War and Peace. This wasn't today, this was ever. That book is way too long. I didn't read it. TL:DR Too Long. Didn't Read."

"What's special about twin fruit molesters? They always cum in pears."

"How do you make an apple puff? Chase it round the garden"

"What U.S. state was founded by Muslims? Allah-bama"

"My parents let me watch Grease constantly when I was a kid & then they were all, whoa why is our teenager always super drunk in tight pants?"