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Joke of the Day

"Why are bass guitarists always standing at the front door? Because they don't know when to come in."

"The first person to ever call me a psycho was Lorraine from high school. Height 5'4, coffin size 84 by 28 by 23."

"What do dyslexic zombies eat? BRIANS!! Everyone else is safe"

"Me: ""My elbow hurts."" WebMD: ""Elbow cancer."""

"If you keep laughing then you'll always have the last laugh."

"People always complain that I'm ""out there."" [On the phone. To the cops. While I'm sitting in their birdbath.]"

"Shout out to political bumper stickers, changing nobody's mind and lowering the value of your car and whatnot."

"A motor gets a job as a waiter... Servo A motor buys a treadmill. Stepper. An artistic motor loses its paint kit. Brushless."

"What the difference between jesus and a picture of jesus The picture only takes one nail to hang."

"A magic tractor drives down the road.. and turns into a field"