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"I used to be able to stop cars with mind Getting hit by one took that away"
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"How do you trap a polar bear? Dig a hole in the ice, and line the edge with peas. Then, when the polar bear comes along to take a pea, kick him in the ice hole."
"Genetically modified fruit never ceases to amaze me. Check out this unnaturally large melon. Ah, it's not a melon. It's a grape."
"What's the similarity between light beer and having sex in a canoe? They both increase the risk of drowning."
"Q: How do you keep a ghoul from biting his nails? A: Replace the nails with screws."
"Whale joke How do you circumcise a whale? You send down four skin divers!"
"Recent documents have shown Mussolini was one of biofuels' first advocates, using them extensively in Italy, even for public transport He made the trains run on thyme"
"My rum-raisin cake is gluten free. It's also raisin free. And cake free. OK it's just rum."
"I tried a new fragrance today. It's called Tester."