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Joke of the Day
"Ate a bag of Sun chips and now I need 300 stitches in my mouth"
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"""There is no spoon"" -Post-Coital Keanu Reeves"
"""Real men like a woman with curves"" - Fat Chicks"
"My Ex-Wife My ex-wife and I could not reconcile our marriage because of religious differences. She thought she was God. I disagreed."
"[beach] [a foot washes up] [next, a boot] [I combine them] [more parts arrive] [I keep building] [I stand back] ME: Oh no..you?! HITLER: Yep"
"Wife and I made a deal. She gets to keep hair on her legs, and I get to keep my opinions to myself. Baby steps."
"A physicist sees a young man about to jump off the Empire State Building... He yells ""Don't do it! You have so much potential!"""
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"Leave it to the idiot hippys to adopt a ""holiday"" on Hitler's Birthday. Merica."
"What did Picasso and Smurfette have in common? Both had blue periods."