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Joke of the Day

"Ate a bag of Sun chips and now I need 300 stitches in my mouth"

"What do you call a dog who likes a lot of bass in his music? A Sub-Woofer."

"What do you call a rabbit with fleas? Bugs Bunny."

"What is the difference between in-laws and outlaws? Outlaws are wanted."

"Countless marriages could be saved by requiring urinals in private residences."

"I hate when movies use that fakey ""55555"" ZIP code so pranksters won't try mailing letters & postcards to the characters."

"home is where the pants aren't"

"What's the #1 song in Ukraine? Crimea River"

"Damn girl, are you Daenerys Targaryen? Because that ass could take over the world. Haha don't know if this is used or not yet but I dreamt up this joke so enjoy."

"What's the best side of the house to build a deck on? The outside"