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Joke of the Day

"What's better than eating a mandarin? Eating a manda-out."

"Why did Luke Skywalker never really know his father? Because he was a child of da'force"

"I'm trying to give up sexual innuendos, but it's so hard..."

"What is the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus? It only takes one nail to hang the picture...."

"TIFU By standing in for a sick teacher in the wrong classroom whoops, wrong sub."

"Work is for people who don't know how to fish."

"What did the buddhist say to the hot dog vendor...? Make me one with everything."

"What happens if an elephant comes through your letterbox? Swim for it."

"Q: What did the spud lover do before it went to bed? A: It set its alarm for eight -- so it would get a potato clock."

"Hitler on mining ""Sir, we are mining too many useless ores"" [Hitler rubs chin] ""So mine less"" [Grammar Nazi bursts through the door] ""MINE FEWER!"" [Hitler looks up] ""Yes?"""