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Joke of the Day
"What did the buddhist say to the hot dog vendor...? Make me one with everything."
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"I hope the zombies start with people that talk to me when I'm obviously counting."
"Someone stole my mood ring. I really don't know how I feel about this."
"What do you do if your girlfriend starts smoking? Slow down and use Lubricant."
"What do you call part of a poem written by a Seinfeld character? A George Costanza."
"If Twitter weren't for unconsidered blather, they wouldn't have named it after bird noises."
"Broken pencils... ...are pointless."
"An upscale Asian restaurant called ""Suit and Thai."""
"What does Batman put in his beverages? Just ice."
"What do you call a short Mexican? A paragraph, because they're too short to be an ese"