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Joke of the Day

"[Command Center] *opens map* *traces route* *marks intercept point* *drives* *waits* *target arrives *tackles* Liquor Delivery Guy: Again?"

"I had to take my horse to get surgery last week The doctor told me he's in stable condition"

"I like my woman like I like this joke. Overused and overrated."

"My Muslim girlfriend wants to blow me Should I be excited or call the cops?"

"You know when your girlfriend is horny when you put your hand down her pants and... it feels like you are feeding a horse."

"wherever this dart lands is where I'll take a trip to *throws dart and it lands on Hogwarts poster* oh, well this is going to be difficult"

"What's the difference between the Circus and the Playboy Mansion? The Circus features a cunning array of stunts."

"What is the difference between a corrupt cop and a disposable camera? A disposable camera doesn't have to reload 3 times to take 30 shots."

"How do people usually feel after touching an electric fence? Shocked."

"My dog used to chase people on a bike It got so bad I had to take away his bike.."