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Joke of the Day
"Customer: Waiter this food is repeating on me. Waiter: Good we love repeat business."
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"What was the last phone call made from the Twin Towers? An order for two large plains."
"Before you act, listen. Before you react, think. Before you spend, earn, Before you pray, forgive. Before you post, check for typos."
"Why is brassiere singular and panties plural?"
"There are two types of people in the world. Those who understand ROT26... ...and those who don't."
"Sex is like listening to the Beatles Your parents do it and it somehow doesn't make it less cool. Shout out to CH, because I heard it here."
"What's your favorite stereotype? Mine is Panasonic"
"So Rene points to Gorgias in the schoolyard and says, ""you're a stupid solipsist..."". ...and Gorgias says, ""I know you are but what I am."""
"Have you heard about that new movie 'Constipation'? It hasn't come out yet."
"I'm surprised that more people don't become astronauts The amount of space cadets I come across is startling"