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Joke of the Day
"What do you do when two snails have a fight? Leave them to slug it out."
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"To all the girls that say Gentlemen don't exist anymore: They do exist but Gentlemen are attracted to Ladies. Not s?uts. Sorry."
"Did you hear about the old chameleon that couldn't change color? He had *a reptile dysfunction*."
"They say no two people can see a color the exact same way so does that mean color is like A Pigment of your imagination"
"How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? Depends how hard you throw them."
"Why are there so many Indians working with telemarketing? Because they have the biggest cow center."
"NASA's Scott Kelly is back on Earth after spending a year in space He found out how many states Trump won and left again"
"I had a dream that my friend Martin became the ruler of all bath sponges. We called him Martin Loofah King."
"I was arrested yesterday for stealing eggs. I could've sworn they were free range."
"What do Canadian girls hate? Aboooooooooty call."