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Joke of the Day

"NASA's Scott Kelly is back on Earth after spending a year in space He found out how many states Trump won and left again"

"What do you call an attractive person in a wheel chair? Hot wheels."

"What do you call a nun in a wheel chair? Virgin mobile"

"I hate it when people don't close parentheses. (They're brackets by the way"

"Relationship Status: we made our marriage counselor cry."

"The best part about being ugly? You don't have to change your profile picture for Halloween."

"If Jesus had been LGBT, what would Pilate now be known for asking? What is bruth?"

"What do the leaders of ISIS drink after a victory? Bombay."

"Why do they carry Marines around on Naval ships? Because sheep would be too obvious."

"I had a dream about a horse in a suit of armor. Pretty sure it was a knightmare."