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Joke of the Day

"Two rabbits are getting it down one afternoon the one rabbit says to the other ""This is fun, wasn't it?'"

"Only in New York will they pay $5 a bottle for cold water, but cry when it's free from the sky."

"Why can't the band Def Leppard make music anymore? They all lost their hearing"

"I had to take my son's dirty diaper off today. I don't know why I was wearing it in the first place."

"What does ""IDK"" mean? I keep asking people, but they don't know either."

"Did you hear about gay Santa? He stuck a match in a frogs ass and then shaved the skin off of the frog. Looking at it upside down he said ""now who wants some popcorn?"""

"The gardener at my work put beer in the garden to catch slugs SO GUESS WHO JUST BECAME A SLUG"

"When I see someone laughing to themselves in public, I love to imagine what they're thinking about, even though deep down I know: it's memes"

"Went in for a prostate exam... I asked the doctor where I should put my pants. ""Right over there with mine""..."

"I've had so much to drink that you're beginning to look good."