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Joke of the Day

"Went in for a prostate exam... I asked the doctor where I should put my pants. ""Right over there with mine""..."

"The types of Dolls in a Man's Life There are 3 types of Dolls in a Man's Life: 1 His Daughter , Baby Doll 2 His Girlfriend , Barbie Doll Aaand then His wife, PANA-DOLL"

"I'm glad i know sign language It's pretty handy"

"I need to chat with my coworker's husband.. If he was bangin' her properly, we wouldn't have to deal with her bad attitude.."

"If you ever see me on my death bed, please take me off my death bed & move me to my alive bed thx"

"Oh your boyfriend proposed? Well I just realized my new dress has pockets, so I think it's obvious who's having a better day."

"My new favorite joke [Language] How do you get a little old lady to yell, ""Go fuck yourself!""? Get another little old lady to yell,""BINGO!"""

"I've been drinking my urine for years, but NASA still refuses to let me be an astronaut. ""There's more to it than that"" they say. Whatever."

"What do prostitutes work for? Incum"

"What do you call a vagina born on May 14th?... ... a CliTaurus"