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Joke of the Day
"Which Disney character is Trump's favorite? WALL-E"
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"WIFE: COME AND GET RID OF THIS SPIDER ME to spider: I told you, you'll get your money. Leave my family out of this SPIDER: you've got 2days"
"Police arrested two kids yesterday. One was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one, and let the other one off."
"What do you call traffic in The Czech Republic? Praguetory"
"""Excuse the mess; we had guests,"" I graciously explain, leaving out the ""five months ago"" part."
"Did you hear about the protests going on outside of Madison Square Garden? Everyone was yelling ""Hands up, Don't Shoot"" but J.R. Smith and Carmelo Anthony just wouldn't listen."
"Why did the robot become a museum curator? Because he was an Art-Offical Intelligence"
"Why was the ginger declined when he tried to sell his soul to the devil? Insufficient funds."
"Next time you get in a fight with your girl.. Go tighten all the lids on the jars."
"I love pressing F5 It's so refreshing."