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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a trailer park in a tornado? Wind chimes."
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"I know a guy who survived an 8000-foot fall out of a plane. Until he hit the ground."
"If only the first rule of Vegan club Was not to talk about Vegan club"
"What happened to the concussed gravedigger? He lost the plot."
"I have a midget friend... He's epileptic and makes pizzas for a living. I call him ""Little Seizures""."
"I just 'borrowed' $20 from my teenage daughter. She's such an idiot."
"A surgeon was put on trial for sewing several people's genitals to their faces. When asked why he would commit such a heinous crime he replied ""Eh, just to fuck with their heads."""
"There's an app to show who's unfollowed you lately? Damn, that sounds depressing. If my number drops I just assume it's because they died."
"Why do dwarfs always laugh when they are playing football? Because the grass tickles there balls"
"Nothing more uncomfortable than a girl with a lazy eye looking up at you while giving you head."