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Joke of the Day

"What did the sluts left leg say to her right leg? Nothing, they never met."

"I'm more of a leader than a follower, unless you're wearing yoga pants."

"I like my internet like I dislike my women. Not going down on me."

"When my girlfriend dumped me I spent 8 hours making a replica of her house and her on Sims, then burning it down. Easiest way to move on."

"How did the hipster drown? By swimming in the main stream."

"People are like snowflakes: I can't talk to them."

"I cannot stand sitting beside a racist person. because its impossible to sit and stand simultaneously.."

"Why is it easier to pick a prime minister than any other leader? Because there's only 2 factors involved."

"Heard the one about the three blondes that went ice fishing and didn't catch anything? By the time they cut a hole big enough for the boat to fit in it was time to go home."

"What's black on top and white underneath? Rape. Offensive jokes are fine as long as they are still jokes."