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Joke of the Day
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Begonia ! Begonia who ? Begonia bother me !"
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"Two chemists walk into a bar the first one says ""can I have a glass of H2O"" and the second chemist says ""Can I have a glass of H20 too"". and then he dies."
"You're an asshole Superman."
"I like my women like I like my whisky 18 years old and mixed up in coke"
"What do you call a man trying to conceal his boner? The battle of the buldge."
"*Looks up from pestle and mortar ""Phew! Powdering this baby is hard!"""
"Why do Brides wear white? To match the rest of the household appliances."
"What do the World Trade Center and genders have in common? There used to be two of them, but now it's too offensive to talk about."
"What is bruce lee's favourite drink? A fruit punch."
"What is a neckbeard's favorite color? M'genta"