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Joke of the Day
"I like my slaves like I like my coffee... Free"
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"Pimp my ride I've just ordered the personal number plate BAA BAA. Should look cool on my black jeep."
"Peyton Manning walks into a bar. ... to watch the Super Bowl."
"How many push-ups can Chuck Norris do? All of them."
"Why do librarians like the wind? It says, ""Shhh!"" all day!"
"What was the gay Swedish guys favorite thing to do? Give Swedish handjobs."
"What do you call someone that likes to show off her ovaries? An eggshibitionist"
"There's this hot girl in my college writing class. Her body is a 10, but her intro and conclusion need some work."
"TIFU by taking someone else's sandwich at the deli today Oops... wrong sub"
"Political(& Subtle) Joke Why was the Tree afraid of the Bush? Because the Bush did 9/11"