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Joke of the Day
"The leading method of suicide in Albania is attempting to kidnap Liam Neeson's daughter."
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"What do you call a shirt you hate? *Cloathed*"
"What does a brick and your mom have in common? They are both flat-chested and laid by Mexicans. Source: My old middle school."
"Rob Ford's family have been told they won't inherit any money from his bank accounts But his credit cards will re-sell for several thousand Canadian dollars."
"What's a lumberjacks favorite animal? A TIMBERwolf"
"What did the man say to the priest at the beach? Do you mind getting out of my son."
"Why is reddit bad grammar? Because you can't read a dit."
"Sorry I ate all your cake after you passed out and then drew your angry eyebrows on so you'd be ready to discuss it when you woke up."
"My English teacher corrected my Grammer. One day during the lecture our English teacher told us things are not ""hard"", infact they are ""difficult"". She gave me the most difficult boner that day."
"I was fired from the orange juice factory I just couldn't concentrate."