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Joke of the Day
"Today I was reversing my car off the drive... ... and I thought ""Ahh, this takes me back."""
Next Joke
"Today, Apple is announcing to the world that millions of baby boomers still don't know how to rip mp3 files from their record collections."
"What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything."
"What kind of native American is Nikki Minaj? Arapahoe."
"When do we need airplane noises? NEEEEEEEEOOOOOOWWWWWWW"
"(6-year old brother gave me this one) Why do farts smell? So that deaf people can enjoy them too!"
"What did the P say to the R? ""Is that a strap-on?"""
"Adam was the original sex-positive feminist... He was ribbed for her pleasure."
"There's probably a whole circle in hell that's just full of guys beatboxing."
"I amputated my own fingers to get a date with a cute surgeon She finally took my digits this time!"