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Joke of the Day

"(6-year old brother gave me this one) Why do farts smell? So that deaf people can enjoy them too!"

"what's Forrest Gump's password 1forrest1"

"President Obama states he stands with Hillary. ""So do I."" Bill states sadly under his breath."

"You know you're getting old when you scroll down the birthday drop down menu ... And it starts going into Roman Numerals."

"What's the difference between hungry and horny? (NSFW) Where you put the cucumber."

"interviewer: what is ur weakness? me: follow up questions interview: care to elaborate? me: [quivers with fear]"

"One of my favorite things about raps music is the fun ethnic code words they use for everyday things like money & women. I'm learning a lot!"

"A great high-intensity workout is maintaining a neutral expression when someone tells you about a cool place to hear electronic music."

"Chuck Norris's body temperature is 98.6 degrees...... Celsius."

"What's worse than waking up at a party with a penis drawn on your face? Finding out it was traced."