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Joke of the Day
"What kind of headphones are sold in 50 shades of grey? Beats"
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"Why were all the ships sinking Because the japanese just learned to fly and were looking for a fun target"
"Kid Rock now endorses Donald Trump ""#Make America Up Jump the Boogie Again!!"""
"Who plays center forward for the vampire football team? The ghoulscorer."
"What is the most sensitive part on mans body while he is masturbating. His ears."
"What is a Pirate's FAVORITE letter? You'd think it'd be rrrrrrr, but it's the C!!"
"Why was the Amish girl kicked out of her community? Too Mennonite"
"A blonde leans against a tree and the tree collapses... The cleverer give in."
"Bitch, shut up and look riveted as shit while I get stoned and talk about crossbows for like three hours."