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Joke of the Day
"Your family tree must be a cactus ... Because everyone on it is a prick."
Next Joke
"Shake what your momma gave ya! *shakes old decorative wreath* (pine needles and holly berries go everywhere)"
"What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist fuck."
"What do you call a sex toy bought at IKEA? A ""One Night Stand"""
"What did the doughnut say to the cop? Don't glaze me, bro"
"I became a vegetarian 4 months ago.. .. I guess you can say that I quit cold turkey"
"US has serious problem with illegal immigrants. If you don't believe me ask any Native American."
"Say what you want about pedophiles At least they drive slowly near schools"
"Life got you down? Just remember that you will never be as confused and sad as the friends and relatives of the world's first clown."
"My normally calm bull got angry today. It certainly was a red flag."