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Joke of the Day
"Whoever decided on the color white for underpants was an idiot."
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"What Does a Mexican Say When You Help Him Off the Lawn Gracias"
"Joke from WWII: The USSR's three greatest generals. What're the names of the USSR's three greatest generals? December, January, and February!"
"When I see stars I think of you Because you're only beautiful from a distance"
"CNN is fucked if their viewers ever discover they can access the Internet on their own."
"How do hipsters measure weight? In Instagrams."
"HUSBAND 911: what your emergency? ME: my wife hears everything HUSBAND 911: do I? ME: what? HUSBAND 911: what?"
"I would never cheat in a relationship Because that would require two people to find me attractive."
"Someone in New York gets stabbed every 52 seconds Poor bastard."