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Joke of the Day
"I always smoke after sex. I've quit now for 16 years."
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"Why did the French chef kill himself? He lost the huile d'olive"
"What's the difference between a baby and a pound of coke? Eric Clapton would never drop a pound of coke."
"Why do buddhist make bad vacuum salesman? They can't deal with attachments."
"My husband just had a heart attack during climax He was nearly there - but then he was nearly gone."
"Why was the lizard nervous in bed? He had reptile dysfuncton"
"I wish there was a way to musically tell someone to pour sugar on you but there isn't"
"What does a Playboy Magazine and a Model T Ford have in common? These days they're both hard to come by."
"1st vampire: How things? 2nd vampire: Terrible! Today I received a letter saying I'm overdrawn by 50 pints at the blood bank."
"Dramatic performance I once had a dramatic performance on the subject of puns, but then I realized it was just a play on words."