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Joke of the Day

"U once broke ur toe? I once broke my foot. U had a baby? I had 2 babies. U have a bad back? I have a bad front. I can do this all day, btw."

"I got a hair cut for $10 At this rate, its gonna cost me a million dollars to get them all cut."

"Doctor: ""I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness... ...and have only 10 to live."" Patient: ""What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!"" Doctor: ""Nine."""

"Naughty Women People have become very naughty on whatsapp.. Even married women have put their status as AVAILABLE. [Funny Status](http://franksms.com/funny-status-for-you/)"

"What's the worst type of vegetable to bring on a boat? Grandpa. :("

"Sochi is doing that thing where they manically try to clean the house 10 minutes before company arrives. But the house is Russia."

"If you had to choose between your local WNBA team winning the finals and receiving $5..... What would you spend your $5 on?"

"Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The p is silent."

"Oops! I left the curtains open. Now my neighbors know what my junk looks like pressed up against the window with a flashlight aimed at it."

"I tried to disrupt my bio teacher today and asked her what her favorite codon was She said stop"