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Joke of the Day
"Channing Tatum's next movie... Magic Mike - Big & Tall"
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"Dad: Tall latte Barista: Sure thing. Can I get a name? Dad: What your parents didn't give you one? *all the other dad's give him high fives*"
"What's the difference between a Jew and Harry Potter? One of them left the chamber alive."
"If you can't handle me at my fattest, then you sure as hell don't deserve me if I ever lose weight. Which could happen, you don't know."
"What do you say if your peeing in Ireland and spot a leprechaun? Urine luck"
"Jesus came to me the other night Please let me out."
"I really wish I knew who removed the jack from under the car I was working on. The suspension is killing me."
"Donald Trump I was told this was a place to post jokes, and that's the best one I know."
"Why are blacks excited for 2016? Because it is the year of the monkey."
"What is the difference between a Mechanical Engineer and a Civil Engineer? A Mechanical Engineer makes weapons, a Civil Engineer makes targets."