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Joke of the Day
"Well, it's ""Fat Tuesday."" But for a lot of America that just means ""Tuesday."""
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"Never make plans with an executioner. They always leave you hanging. Or cut your head off or something like that"
"How did the Italian chef break up with his girlfriend? ""Pasta la vista, baby."""
"What do you call a dwarf without a mouth? Short for words."
"Roses are red, violets are blue... I killed your family. You're next."
"What do you get if you fuck an Antarctic penguin? A Chilly Willy."
"Level of singleness: yelling, ""pizza's here!"" So the delivery man doesn't think all the pizza is just for me..."
"What do you call a masturbating cow? Beef stroganoff."
"The New 20 dollar bill I have a serious question for you guys. If a woman gets payed $.75 for every dollar a man gets payed, does that mean that the $20 dollar bill will only be worth $15?"
"A little kid comes running into the backyard. He says ""Pop! Pop! Ma just got hit by a bus!"" ""Son you know my lips are chapped. Please don't make me smile."""