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Joke of the Day

"On Reddit you get crucified for not checking your facts... But on Tumblr you get beheaded for not checking your privelage."

"Maybe if I tilt my head to the side I can understand english ~dogs"

"Where do you send a Jew with ADHD? A concentration camp!"

"What did the lesbian pirate say to her peg legged girlfriend? Scissor me timbers"

"[OC] Why couldn't the dragon breathe fire? He had a cold"

"I rented a prostitute for $60 an hour, I paid her 50 cents."

"A Jamaican went to the barber. It was a dreadful experience."

"I'm here to write an article about procrastination Actually I'll do it later remind me"

"Me: So tired Brain: IKR!! But wait, who organised the alphabet... M: Please don't B: N how do we know it's not actually disorganized?"

"An actual quote by President George Bush ""The problem with the french is that they don't have a word for entrepreneurs"""