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Joke of the Day

"What's the definition of endless love? Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder playing tennis"

"We can land a rover on freakin Mars but still no single-button to push for the _()_/ emoji"

"What do you call a person who delivers Indian food? Currier."

"Why can't gay people drive while they're aroused? Because they can't think straight."

"I couldn't believe it when my wife announced she was leaving me for being too lazy. Especially after I'd spent all morning taking the Christmas decorations down....."

"How does a blond, get revenge on her blond boyfriend? She paints a target icon around the outlet."

"Did you hear about the mexican that went to college? me neither."

"My wife said that our son feels neglected. I didn't even know we had a son."

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"If I had a dollar for every time I said this I would be making money in a real weird way! Best comic I ever heard, Mitch Hedberg (1968-2005)."