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Joke of the Day
"Shaving your beard is a great way to remember what you looked like when you were 5."
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"My Grandfather... My grandfather covered himself in lard a month before his death... After that he went downhill very quickly."
"Life is like a box of chocolates It doesn't last as long for fat people."
"What do you call a Romanian grocery clerk? Scanthesku"
"A man with three balls goes to another random guy and tells him: ""you know that together we have 5 balls?"" and the guy replies: ""why, you have only one?"""
"What comes after Brexit ? BREICH"
"What thinks the unthinkable? An itheberg"
"I hate people who take drugs... ...such as the police and customs officers."
"According to Steve Jobs, what type is the pokemon Scizor? Feature/Borrow"
"History teacher: Which period did Cleopatra come from? Me: The one her mother missed?"