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Joke of the Day

"I'm terrified to death of someone stealing my identity and improving my credit"

"Stop scrolling. You need to sleep. (:"

"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Mafia Victim Barbie ...feet set in cement--she really sinks!"

"Did you hear about the African comedian who died from a mosquito? He was malarious"

"Why does the moon have no hair? because it's waxing"

"How much for the mirror? Ma'am that's the cover of Vogue"

"Mitch Hedberg used to do drugs"

"How do you know that carrots are good for your eyesight?"

"If your soviet girlfriend wants to take it slow Don't Russia"

"I Hate Housework! I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes ...and six months later you have to start all over again."