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Joke of the Day

"What do 9 out of 10 people love? Gang rape"

"What does Bill Cosby and a ninja have in common? You don't see either one coming."

"Only 3 more STD's to go until I get my own MTV reality show!!!!!!"

"I thought I had an STD once... turned out it was just carpal tunnel."

"What do you call it when you poop a little bit in your pants by accident? A shituation."

"A blonde was walking down the road with a healthy looking pig under her arm. As she passed the bus stop someone asked ""Where did you get that?"" The pig replied ""I won her in a raffle!"""

"Why was the ocean so cranky? You'd be cranky too if you had crabs on your bottom."

"How can you tell if Asians are good at sex ? Because out of 6 randomly chosen people, 3 will be Asians."

"What was the Mexican killers name? Tequila"

"Why is call of duty infinite warfare set in space? Because nobody liked it on earth."