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Joke of the Day

"When I was young, my mom's sister used to bake me cakes with lots of icing and cream. She was a fond aunt."

"OP's sex life."

"I think the inventor of the internet likely didn't intend for it to be used to post videos of simians reacting to humans doing magic tricks."

"Dolls teach girls very unrealistic body standards. A Russian doesn't have to have many tiny Russians inside her to be beautiful."

"What's do Christians and politicians have in common? They pick and choose what they want to believe."

"Why was the pig happy when reviewers criticized his story? Because they called it garbage."

"Apparently, exercise improves your decision making. It's true. After going to the gym today I've decided I'm never going again."

"I don't draw my eyebrows on because I can't commit to one facial expression. What if I see a puppy? What if my house burns down?"

"Why do all kids with down syndrome look like they came from the same father? And the shuttle to hell is boarding if anyone cares to join me...."

"What do you call a sketchy place in Italy? The ""spaghetto"""