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Joke of the Day

"What do elephants use for tampons? Sheep."

"""Can you describe your self in two words?"" - Lazy."

"I know a telegraph operator who was so bad he always had to send his messages again. He had a lot of remorse about that."

"Jesus drove a Honda but didn't talk about it. ""For I did not speak of my own accord"" John 12:49"

"How do you ask a tyrannosaur out to lunch? ""Tea, Rex?"""

"Somewhere right now, a girl just uploaded a picture of herself saying ""Not looking good today"" after deleting the first 50 pictures she took"

"Did y'all hear the one about the tortilla song? Don't have source, but now that I think about it, it may have been a rap"

"Democracy in North Korea is like the dislike button on facebook. Everybody wants it but they shall never get it."

"What does a Russian say before having sex? I'm Putin it in."

"What did the triangle say to the circle? Why are you so pointless?"