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Joke of the Day

"I know a telegraph operator who was so bad he always had to send his messages again. He had a lot of remorse about that."

"What's the cheapest meat? Deer balls. They're under a buck."

"Trump: ""Knock knock."" Donald Trump: ""Knock knock."" - Who's there? ""No way-Jose"" - No way-Jose who? ""No way-Jose getting over that fucking WALL"""

"My ex still misses me... Yesterday I narrowly dodged a .22 round discharged at long range."

"What thinks the unthinkable? An ithe-berg"

"twitter has a very ""high school class where the teacher had to leave the room for a few minutes"" vibe"

"Some grammar Nazis told me about a seminar they are going to attend about cause and effect. They're there to affect its effect and it's there for their two affects too."

"What did Bruce Willis find in the freezer at the morgue? [OC] Icy dead people!"

"What's the speed limit of sex? 68; at 69 you have to turn around."

"Jews What is the difference between a pizza and a jew? Jews dont scream in the oven. What is the difference between a boy scout and a jew? Boy scouts come home from camp."