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Joke of the Day

"[Knee-slappin, terrible OC] Why was the nun named ""NPN""? She was a trans-sister! *** I'm so sorry for wasting your precious mouse clicks on that god-awful joke"

"What's the difference between a lobster with breast implants and a dirty bus stop? One is a busty crustacean, the other is a crusty bus station."

"What do you get if you cross an owl and a rooster? A cock thats up all night!"

"Baby snake (OC) What do you call a snake that always hangs around its mom? A momma's boa."

"I hate all the political correctness in recent years. I can't even say ""black paint"" anymore, I have to say ""hey Jamal, would you please go paint that fence over there?"""

"I need a volunteer to test Stockholm syndrome. Any takers? Edit: This is a dumb joke..."

"Two nuns are riding bicycles in Paris... One says, ""I've never come this way before."" The other replies, ""must be the cobblestones."""

"What did the leper say to the hooker? ""Keep the tip."""

"Grand Theft Auto reminds me of Florida. Except one lets you shoot people without consequence and the other is a video game."

"Wife: Ugh, I wish my boobs were bigger. Husband: Try rubbing toilet paper between them. Wife: How would that help? Husband: Well, it seems to be working just fine on your ass."