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Joke of the Day
"I think I might be a nihilist... not that it matters..."
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"TIL that humanity's new form of communication is acronyms What does FTFY even mean? I swear to god people abuse acronyms so much."
"Why doesn't every mistake in real life I make have a squiggly red line underneath it?"
"How do you call a game console named after an MMA fighter? Nate DS"
"MRS MONSTER TO MR MONSTER: Try to be nice to my mother when she visits us this weekend dear. Fall down when she hits you."
"What's the difference between Australia and yogurt? At least if you leave yogurt alone for a while it develops a culture."
"So an elephant and a naked man are talking, you know how that goes... and the elephant says to the naked man. ""Its cute but can you really breathe through it?"""
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bacon ! Bacon who ? Bacon a cake for your birthday !"
"How many times does a woman laugh after you tell her a joke? Three. When you tell it to her, then when you explain it to her, and then when she gets it."
"Bill Gates has now donated enough money to charity that he lost his billionaire status. He now goes by Mill Gates."