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Joke of the Day
"What is the difference between snow-men and snow-women?... Snow-balls."
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"What famous person is a huge fan of trees? ""Tim ber""ton"
"Have you heard about the corporation that controls all the world's cheese? The hallouminatti."
"If I were to invade Djibouti... Do you think Greece would help? [read out loud]"
"A man came up with a new invention, a vibrating tampon. That way a woman can be at her best when she is at her worst."
"A photon both raises his hand and shouts ""Goodbye!"" It's a wave and a parting call."
"1,000 Ways To Die is so unrealistic. There's no episode where a man asks a woman 'what's wrong?'"
"What's a pirates favorite letter? Nope, it's the C that they love"
"How do you get a dog to stop humping your leg? Pick it up and suck it's dick."
"'Why are they arresting that dog?!? What did he do?!?' --my 6yo upon seeing a police dog sitting in the back of a police car"