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Joke of the Day

"What is the difference between snow-men and snow-women?... Snow-balls."

"I was gonna post a joke about you... But I just realized it doesn't mean anything."

"Never ever marry a tennis player Love means nothing to them"

"What do you call a nuclear-powered car? A mobile-Chernobyl!"

"Her: baby can you come up here and play with me? Me: *sprints up stairs Her: I'm kidding. Can you hand me the remote? Me: this is so us"

"CLOUD: wow im honored, no one ever flies up here to visit me up in the sky HELICOPTER: well im a gigantic fan"

"What do you call a White Crocodile? A Crocasian"

"There's a 100% chance the Republicans will discuss Starbucks cups in a debate tonight, so remember that when they ask how they lost in 2016."

"[2005, youtube's first pitch meeting] ok so basicaly its like if america's funniest home videos was on 24 hrs a day on evrey computer-- SOLD"

"So I went to a zoo the other day.... But all they had was a dog It was a shih tzu"